Sass, class, and damn that ass
I'm in way to many fandoms
I'm secretly Kim Possible
death eaters stalking
ǝןdɐʎ ǝıɹɐɯ ǝuıɹǝɥʇɐʞ

doctor: u have just given birth to two beautiful boys! what would u like to name them?
me: Leeds and Wellington
husband: uh, sweetie - don't u think we should discuss -
me: no bitch fuck you! you saw those swallow tattoos larry is ride or die I aint got time for the weak ones
husband:
me:
husband:
me:
doctor: birds don't even have eyebrows
me: SQUAAAAAAAAAD

endegame:

Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. Just do you.

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.


Bayt Al-Suhaymi, Cairo, Egypt

Bayt Al-Suhaymi, Cairo, Egypt

deepthroatdemon:

yeahiwasintheshit:

this is art

HE NEEDS TO QUIT AND GO HOME

shia labeouf

lashtonau:

Running for your life from shia labeouf

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